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Man superglues con*** to penis - 12-03-2004, 10:23 PM

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A Romanian father-of-five needed medical help after he superglued a con*** to his penis.

Nicolae Popovici, 43, told doctors he didn't want any more children, reports National newspaper.

The man, from Topraiser in Constanta county, named only as NP in the paper, already has five children.

He and his wife decided to use contraception but the con*** they bought was too big so he stuck it on with glue.

After sex, the man realised he couldn't remove the con*** and went to his village's medical clinic for help.

A nurse said: ''He even said that he thought the con*** could be used several times and that he wanted it stuck on his penis so he could use it again later. We barely managed to remove it in the end.''




anasci. come on man, i dont where to start. lol, j/k


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i dont see why you'd have trouble removing it...."give it a few yanks and it gets off"...lol
   
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im just fucking lost 4 words with this one lol
   
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Well look on the bright side at least he didn't turn it inside out and try to use it again!
   
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Can someone Honestly be that dumb lol?
   
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Can someone Honestly be that dumb lol?
If so, they should sterilize him! Who the hell wants someone that moronic to breed?
   
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If so, they should sterilize him! Who the hell wants someone that moronic to breed?
too late, five kids. Should be okay I'm guessing he is standing @ the shallow end of the gene pool.
   
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Anyone have any update 2 how hes doing this moment lol
   
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Anyone have any update 2 how hes doing this moment lol

ditto...lets hope tex is ok!
   
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I just got off the phone with tex...now hes superglued a suppository in his ass. Poor guy...
   
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12-04-2004, 12:19 PM

comedians, huh? the only reason is wolfy and heavy girls' didnt look to clean, i didnt want to take any chances.


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lol u guys kill me
   
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comedians, huh? the only reason is wolfy and heavy girls' didnt look to clean, i didnt want to take any chances.
Ya should've used their mothers. That's always a nice insult. lol


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nah, i dont like transies.


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Woah - that's colder than Bud Ice. I like it!


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I'm wondering how the guy planned to urinate.


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