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Anyone have any crazy stories about the women they've dated like me? - 03-09-2013, 04:42 AM

Most of my friends kinda have this joke or idea that when they see me with a new girl that there is going to be a story behind it.

For instance I dated a lot of girls in the adult industry. A few porn stars, two of them were sisters (not at the same time, I wish) I've dated a billionaires daughter, that was crazy..Dated a few girls who were "lesbos" and had never been with a guy before ( that was a fucking ego trip) I just have a lot of extreme stories in regard to the women i end up with. just wondering if anyone else has some interesting stories about the women they dated. I always like to hear the crazy shit others had done-
   
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"Dated" a mom and her daughter once @ the same time that got a little crazy. :-)
   
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Hooked up wit 3 chix in one day....screwed this girl in the a.m....another bfre the bar...another after....when i was screwin the 3rd..the first was watchin thru the window as i was eatin...screwin...gettin head....started flippin...tried to climb in the window. had to ppush her out and lock the window.
Needless to say....this window climber is my fiance' :-(
But this relationship is on its last nerve. its BAD!!!!



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Hooked up wit 3 chix in one day....screwed this girl in the a.m....another bfre the bar...another after....when i was screwin the 3rd..the first was watchin thru the window as i was eatin...screwin...gettin head....started flippin...tried to climb in the window. had to ppush her out and lock the window.
Needless to say....this window climber is my fiance' :-(
But this relationship is on its last nerve. its BAD!!!!
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Too many to go through! Hoping to have many more to come
   
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Anyone have any crazy stories about the women they've dated like me? - 03-09-2013, 03:31 PM

Haha fucking awesome stories... I knew this thread was a good idea.

Fuck I have so many stories maybe I should just pick one a day and tell them.
   
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Haha fucking awesome stories... I knew this thread was a good idea.

Fuck I have so many stories maybe I should just pick one a day and tell them.
sorry, you can't do just wanted a, day, we need more post them up!
   
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the window climber is your fiance? Ok god that is awesome! good luck with that 1.
No luck here bud...

1.5mnths straight of FIGHTING

its over...just hard to get out right now



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Anyone have any crazy stories about the women they've dated like me? - 03-09-2013, 04:38 PM

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No luck here bud...

1.5mnths straight of FIGHTING

its over...just hard to get out right now
I feel ya- been there before.
   
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So, when i went to college i followed my ex( horrible idea). Our reltionship crashed into flames. But it also opened me up to a huge variety of diffrent women. two that caught my eye were two of the fabled super hot chicks at my old high school, who happend to go to my college. Now after getting to know them they were just to crazy for me. In comes there suite mate, miss.rohde islands daughter. She happend to have the same birthday as me and loved going to the gym. We were the perfect power couple, that is till she told me she wanted to wait for marrige. Well needless to say that ended it quickly. But the ego boost i got from dumping miss ronde islands daughter allowed me to slay nearly ten women in the moth following her. So i don't really have a lot of relationship story's but i sure as shit have tons of hookup story's.

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I had two sluts that used a bagette with a rubber to bang each other.then I ate the bread with dinner.
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I had two sluts that used a bagette with a rubber to bang each other.then I ate the bread with dinner.
Sounds delicious. At least the french produced one good thing..baguette dildos.

So not a dating story, but funny story from last night. A bunch of my friends and I went out last night to celebrate a birthday. During the day one of my friends was trying to set something up for a few girls to meet us out and come back to his place...they were down...game on. Well, I had some PT 141, which I never used before. And I'm thinking, "What the hell, why not?" So I take some a little while before we head out knowing that it takes a bit to kick in, so by the time we leave the club, I'll be firing on all cylinders.

The chicks are already waiting at my buddy's place when we roll up. So at this point, I'm like, DAMN these chicks mean business. Let's get this party started! Well shit starts going down, things are good and I REALLY feel the PT 141. It freakin' turns your shit into a weapon! So we're going at it, I get my rocks off, but my junk stays on alert. So she thinks we're done... OH NO NO NO...I'm coming back for more...So I plowed away until I just got sleepy, but didn't even nut again. She was tired so I let her sleep, but I can't sleep cuz of the damn PT 141! It didn't take long before I just said f-it...if I'm not going to sleep, neither is she. I give her little poke and the response I get is..."What the hell! AGAIN?" I smirk, "Let's go." The chick was a determined little soldier to try to finish me off, I am talking going to town like a true champ. All while I'm joking with her that I am just too good and she will never tame me.

I decided to stop when I got hungry and went into the kitchen and made some turkey burgers...don't worry I am gentleman and I made her some food too lol

Good times...good times
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... glad u had something to hang the potholder and iron skillet on after the snack..
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Sounds delicious. At least the french produced one good thing..baguette dildos.

So not a dating story, but funny story from last night. A bunch of my friends and I went out last night to celebrate a birthday. During the day one of my friends was trying to set something up for a few girls to meet us out and come back to his place...they were down...game on. Well, I had some PT 141, which I never used before. And I'm thinking, "What the hell, why not?" So I take some a little while before we head out knowing that it takes a bit to kick in, so by the time we leave the club, I'll be firing on all cylinders.

The chicks are already waiting at my buddy's place when we roll up. So at this point, I'm like, DAMN these chicks mean business. Let's get this party started! Well shit starts going down, things are good and I REALLY feel the PT 141. It freakin' turns your shit into a weapon! So we're going at it, I get my rocks off, but my junk stays on alert. So she thinks we're done... OH NO NO NO...I'm coming back for more...So I plowed away until I just got sleepy, but didn't even nut again. She was tired so I let her sleep, but I can't sleep cuz of the damn PT 141! It didn't take long before I just said f-it...if I'm not going to sleep, neither is she. I give her little poke and the response I get is..."What the hell! AGAIN?" I smirk, "Let's go." The chick was a determined little soldier to try to finish me off, I am talking going to town like a true champ. All while I'm joking with her that I am just too good and she will never tame me.

I decided to stop when I got hungry and went into the kitchen and made some turkey burgers...don't worry I am gentleman and I made her some food too lol

Good times...good times
Yes! This is what I'm talking about!
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Yes! This is what I'm talking about!
Next weekend, I'm thinking about rolling out some cialis and PT 141 haha. No taco is safe!


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I had this girlfriend- and while I was dating her I was also hooking up with this lip stick lesbian who said I was the only she would fuck- (talk about an ego trip)

So I was suppose to have my girlfriend come over to my house around 9 pm... Earlier in the day I was hanging with this lipstick lesbo and she wanted to fuck. So I looked at my watch and of was only like 3pm and figured I had plenty time.
I take her back to my place and was railing her and boom! In walks my girlfriend and we are on the bed nothing covering us and my girlfriend kinda sits there and stares for a few seconds (mind you I was eating this girl out at that very moment) then she storms out of my room and I chase her down stairs the whole while the girl is still up stairs in my bed. My girlfriend and I hashed it out a bit and she stormed off and dumped me.

So at this point I am walking back up the stairs expecting the girl to be clothed and ready to leave... No, she's watching porn on my lap top and banging herself. Then she says "did she leave? She was cute!" I said yeah she left and hates me- the lesbian said "oh well now lets finish where we left off"

I instantly just thought "this is one bad bitch!" I think I fucker for a few hours after that- later she told me that the whole situation turned her on even more.

God I love a good slut!
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The craziest thing that ever happened to me, was in high school. Many moons ago, I hooked up with this girl. Her and her best friend were two of the hottest chicks in our school (seriously, I could post yearbook pics). Anyway, I was asked to give this girl a ride to her friends house after class. Which I most certainly obliged. We went into this girls house and we talked for a while. Her friend says, "well I'll leave you two alone", and leaves HER room. This girl was on me like bees to honey. We quickly got undressed and started going at it. Not more that 2 minutes later her friend comes right back into HER room and my first instinct was to stop. The girl I'm banging tells me it's alright, don't stop. The friend disrobes and then sits on the other girls face and takes my hands and places them on her tits. I lost it right then and there. Load shot (inside) with no con***. Thank god I was only 17 (I couldn't go twice now). Cause we just continued and I got to bang both of them. I dated the one girl for a few months after that, but it never happened again. She told me they just wanted to experiment and that was the one and only time they did lesbo stuff. Right place, right time.


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OK, first real sexual venture...pure awesome, despite no penetration.

This is going way back, 15 years old at the time. I've always had a lot of female friends and I just happened to be hanging out with a few girls watching a movie, mind you, I am 15 in my parents house with them home. One of the girls just broke up with her boyfriend and was in a rebound kind of mood, so she gets all up snuggley with me and pulls a blanket over us. She never really showed much interest in me before, so at this point I am kind of perplexed, but what hell, I'll go with it. Well she starts massaging my package and then I see where this thing is going. At this point the other girls (there are four others here) are pretty oblivious to what's going on and one asks me if we can make sundays....I say something like, I'm sorry but I'm a little occupied at the moment. Then the lightbulb goes off about what's going on, and that girl jumps on my other side playing dumb about why I am so occupied. The girl who started this then chimes in and says, something like "Why don't you come under the covers and find out.." Score +1 for me.

So another chick goes, but I still want a Sunday...I go, "Go get some whipped cream, I have something better than a Sunday." So then she, along with another girl, go and ask my mom for whipped cream. Of course, she is going to be wondering why the hell do they want whipped cream...and why can't her son get it... My mom was always pretty cool, so apparently she just gave them the whipped cream and didn't ask any questions. Ignorance is bliss, right?

At this point I'm having a grand ol' time and there is no mistaking what's going on and when they return with the whipped cream they want to join in on the fun. So these two (one chick still had a BF and just "watched"...I hooked up with her a few weeks later lol) come over and start taking off my clothes and licking whipped cream off me. After a few minutes, one of them asks, where they should put the whipped cream next. I take the bottle, spray some right on my cock and go, "Right there." So I have 4 chicks, two naked, 2 topless, all taking turns going down on me. Hooray me!!! So this goes on for a little while and there ends up being whipped cream everywhere. Aside from that, these girls needed to get home sometime and didn't have a ride. What to do next? Ask mom to drive them home! We all get into my mom's car and I hop in the back with the 4 chicks who treated my body like a playground and one whispers in my ear, "How fast can you cum right now?" I'm thinking, how the hell this is going to work and is she really serious? Not having a clue how to respond, I just say, "How good are you?" Ding, ding, ding...ROUND TWO IS ON. So I maneuver my way behind one girl so my my mom can't see me or what's about to go down and this chick gets down to business. Now try to be quite when you have a chick devouring your cock at 15... you have a better chance of transcending the space time continuum. With the girls getting out soon, the last thing I wanted to was to be left high and dry and as we get to their street, AHHH relief! But I let out moan and my mom goes, what the hell was that? And one of the girls goes, "Oh, we were just tickling each other." lol I ended up dating one girl a few years later and am still firends with her. There were quite a few guys who were pissed as hell once word got out that this hapened haha
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This is going way back, 15 years old at the time. I've always had a lot of female friends and I just happened to be hanging out with a few girls watching a movie, mind you, I am 15 in my parents house with them home. One of the girls just broke up with her boyfriend and was in a rebound kind of mood, so she gets all up snuggley with me and pulls a blanket over us. She never really showed much interest in me before, so at this point I am
It's amazing how slutty teens can be for sake of being cool- thank god for the need of humans to have social acceptance
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