- Jan 18, 2014
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So last night was my birthday.
Me and a girl went and met up with my homies and their entourage in downtown Cleveland. I'm not cycling at the moment and I rarely drink--so I took this as my opportunity to get hammered and tear up some ass.
I drank way too much.
I see a hoe from Christmas past.
I leave the girl I came with, for the better looking Christmas past girl. I'm feeling up on her body and making out, and then I get hit with a bottle from crazy chick #1. To avoid jail, I picked up chick #2 and ran away with her. While dancing some more, my cousin informs me that this super fine chick off of Instagram was by the boats. So I leave chick #2 and get with chick #3. I drove my Bmw that doesn't really accomodate for sexual sessions in the backseat so I had no other option but to enjoy a lap dance for now. We leave and I'm about to drive her home to get some oochy-coochi.
On the way out, I'm confronted by the other 2 girls. A huge fight erupts amongst them and chick #3, who ends up calling a cab and leaving awkwardly with the other 2 girls. We escaped barely with our lives hahaha.
I didn't get any real play besides the usual raunchy club humping thing.
Moral of the story. Don't drink too much and turn into a younger Charlie sheen. And stick to ONE GIRL. I learned the hard way haha.
(Chick #1 that I originally came with is an ex girlfriend who cheated on me twice. So I don't feel all that bad for my actions.)
Me and a girl went and met up with my homies and their entourage in downtown Cleveland. I'm not cycling at the moment and I rarely drink--so I took this as my opportunity to get hammered and tear up some ass.
I drank way too much.
I see a hoe from Christmas past.
I leave the girl I came with, for the better looking Christmas past girl. I'm feeling up on her body and making out, and then I get hit with a bottle from crazy chick #1. To avoid jail, I picked up chick #2 and ran away with her. While dancing some more, my cousin informs me that this super fine chick off of Instagram was by the boats. So I leave chick #2 and get with chick #3. I drove my Bmw that doesn't really accomodate for sexual sessions in the backseat so I had no other option but to enjoy a lap dance for now. We leave and I'm about to drive her home to get some oochy-coochi.
On the way out, I'm confronted by the other 2 girls. A huge fight erupts amongst them and chick #3, who ends up calling a cab and leaving awkwardly with the other 2 girls. We escaped barely with our lives hahaha.
I didn't get any real play besides the usual raunchy club humping thing.
Moral of the story. Don't drink too much and turn into a younger Charlie sheen. And stick to ONE GIRL. I learned the hard way haha.
(Chick #1 that I originally came with is an ex girlfriend who cheated on me twice. So I don't feel all that bad for my actions.)
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