I use to work at this biker bar in arlington texas. well every tuesday they have a bikini contest and these girls are friggin hot, let me tell ya. well the last 2 times i went, my side project(mistress) came along and fucked it up for me. this time i told her it was a no go and that the pattern was full. i was drunk and decided to use my camera phone to upload some pics and we werent suppose to. well this new bouncer who didnt know me thought it would be a good idea to grab my phone and throw it outside (yeah it broke) and say get the fuck out. now this guy is half my size and has arms like ruler. so i grabbed him by the throat and bum rushed his ass out the door and had him on the ground staring at the phone. long story short, my buddy bouncers let me do it and he paid me 150 dollars for a phone i got free. and i got to be a hard ass infront of people. that ass busted my lip by flicking his head back when he was on the ground, but i think we know who won.