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Shoe laces

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AnaSCI VET
Feb 6, 2004
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Is it just me or do all the damn tennis shoes come with laces that are too long? Every pair of shoes I have bought in the past few years have laces long enough to wrap around my calf before I tie them! I'm always stepping on them and they come loose for me to trip. Am I the only one that picks out shoes with this problem? I'd love to kick the guy int he ass that measures the lenght of the laces! :splat:

Thats my nightly bitch :D
 

Stumpy_41

Registered User
Sep 29, 2004
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SE Washington State
RE: Tee .. Laces and Stuff ..

Hey Dude,

Look .. I'm really sorry man ... you see. I *uhmm* *cough* .. er, I work for this factory in Eastern Wa and we *uhm* .. design, measure, and calculate the length of laces for various shoes .. and , well what I'm trying to say is that *sigh* that damned machine! They tell me to place a variant in the measurement between the axiom of the .. crap .. it's me man .. I'm the ONE your looking for.

I'm the shoelace dude. It's my stumpy frikin' feet.

:-( ..

Stumpy