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Who would buy that gadget? Lol

Ironbuilt

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Ok on tv there is some stupid inventions and tv ads are not cheap but I just saw an ad for a ear wax vacuum ! Who the hell would buy that ?,like it's not gonna plug the tip up with nasty wax ? What's next a sonic care brush for your hairy o-ring?

You guys see any shit that's just plain stupid that's being sold ?
 

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Yeah, all of the time. How about Lipozine. The pill that just melts fat away. You can eat whatever you want, but if you take this pill, the fat will just melt off. Then there is this lady with a terrible voice that endorses the product.
 

turbobusa

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Yeah, all of the time. How about Lipozine. The pill that just melts fat away. You can eat whatever you want, but if you take this pill, the fat will just melt off. Then there is this lady with a terrible voice that endorses the product.

Yes!! cortisol is the enemy! Not those fuking 9 crispy creams washed down with a liter of pepsi... The lady with the voice??
dry fuked up voice-- ditto on the clam eeeewwww! Yeah motherfucker I said eeewww. T Ha ha ...
 

Juicemart

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love the fat loss ads. Its funny how dumb some people will be. To actually think there is a magic pill. My favorite is the rubber spray in a can that seals up and cracks in your house, roof, walls etc. The guy sprayed a leaky boat with it and the boat didnt take on any water. It was a dumb commercial but I actually want to try that stuff!
 

Ironbuilt

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love the fat loss ads. Its funny how dumb some people will be. To actually think there is a magic pill. My favorite is the rubber spray in a can that seals up and cracks in your house, roof, walls etc. The guy sprayed a leaky boat with it and the boat didnt take on any water. It was a dumb commercial but I actually want to try that stuff!

Lmao. Don't buy that shit.. A friend of my brothers designed that commercial and the boat has two screen doors . One mounted on inside of boat and other on bottom to make it look like that can of sealant sealed the screendoor bottom of the boat ! Lol.

I saw a new health gadget. It's a fork that counts how many times you take a fukin bite.. Lol.. I'm gonna get my girlfriend one and me one and we will use at same time and when she's not looking I'm gonna shake the shit outa hers to get the numbers up so I can trim her up.. Kinda like daterape drug but this is for her health and sex appeal.. Lol.
 

Ironbuilt

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love the fat loss ads. Its funny how dumb some people will be. To actually think there is a magic pill. My favorite is the rubber spray in a can that seals up and cracks in your house, roof, walls etc. The guy sprayed a leaky boat with it and the boat didnt take on any water. It was a dumb commercial but I actually want to try that stuff!

Lmao. Don't buy that shit.. A friend of my brothers designed that commercial and the boat has two screen doors . One mounted on inside of boat and other on bottom to make it look like that can of sealant sealed the screendoor bottom of the boat ! Lol.

I saw a new health gadget. It's a fork that counts how many times you take a Damm bite.. Lol.. I'm gonna get my girlfriend one and me one and we will use at same time and when she's not looking I'm gonna shake the shit outa hers to get the numbers up so I can trim her up.. Kinda like daterape drug but this is for her health and sex appeal.. Lol.
 

turbobusa

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Yeah but I can get some Couvre(dark spray paint for the gourd) and spray my dome dark to pick up beeeuuu ti ful young ladies at will..
Pronounced Coo vrey.. T
 

Ironbuilt

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Lmao.. Ron Popeil had that shit in a can too. I gave some to my bald boss for Xmas in front of everyone and he died laughen.. T I think spray foam in a can let dry, form it to the cleopatra look and then spray your covrey..then dance to I'm sexy and I know it and the chicks will kiss your toes..
 

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Dumb people fall for this, unfortunately lack of information leads to bda decisions
 

Ironbuilt

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Hey T . I just buy the shit so I can get da ladies sellin the shit at the booths wearing their boy shorts and titty tops and then return it when theyre gone . Right? I'm fukin smart .aye? I'm trying to patent a snuggie with tit holes for the porn industry .
 

turbobusa

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speaking of porn industry. James brolin talked me into a postevac on late nite
stoner tv one nite. I did use as instructed but alas still stuck with the angry inch!Least it comes up like a lite switch. Want my damn money back...
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Ironbuilt

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LmfAo!!!! James Brolin? Wasn't he on gunsmoke? He needs the vac and a jar of polyurethane varnish to keep his up ..
Did he sell the noose weight set you wear throughout the day hooked to the helmet? .. I did.. Now I tie tuck it in my sock and say it's a piece a rope.