- Dec 3, 2012
- 3,324
- 0
- 36
Seriously, I asked her and she said she would consider leaving me. She said it's so wrong on a multitude of issues she could never view me in the same light. Then I heard a few comments like, "what am I a fucking doll too?" "Hey I'll show you how much fun being with a doll is". This was all based on a hypothetical. She's really going to be pissed when my new girl comes in a UPS truck......lol
JUST JOKING HONEY!!!!!!!
You should order a large, empty wooden crate that’s just big enough to fit a 5’ tall human in and have it delivered when she’s home. Make sure you have your phone out to video her reaction.