Saw another one yesterday while I was doing cardio.
Guy walks in wearing his huge Beats headphones connected to his brand new tablet. Gets on the treadmill next to me, sets his tablet on the center section of the treadmill and proceeds to go right into doing interval sprints. This guy looks like he's constantly about to trip over something when he just walks around, and it gets even worse when he runs. Arms and legs just randomly go in any direction.
During a sprint, his hand catches his headphone cord, yanks them off his head and sends his new tablet flying down onto the treadmill belt. He tries to jump to keep from stepping on his tablet, lands awkward on the belt and immediately falls down on the belt. Him, his tablet, and his Beats headphones get shot off the back of the treadmill and all land in a big pile in front of the hot chick on the elliptical behind us.
I couldn't help it, I died laughing. I still got off my treadmill to check on him, but I was blatant laughing at him the whole time. Just couldn't compose myself. That shit was too funny. Tore up his headphones and busted the screen on his new tablet, too. It took me almost 20 minutes to stop laughing so I could get back on my treadmill and finish.