Instead of all those gay ass poems about friendships and how it should be. This is the TRUTH ABOUT FRIENDSHIPS.
True Friendship
>
> 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and
> plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
>
> 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever
> is choking you.
>
> 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
>
>
> 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it
> every chance I get.
>
> 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible
> stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
>
> 6.When you are confused -- I will use little words.
>
> 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until
> you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
>
> 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your
> clumsy ass.
>
> 9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?"
> you may ask; "because you are my friend".
True Friendship
>
> 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and
> plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
>
> 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever
> is choking you.
>
> 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
>
>
> 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it
> every chance I get.
>
> 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible
> stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
>
> 6.When you are confused -- I will use little words.
>
> 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until
> you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
>
> 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your
> clumsy ass.
>
> 9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?"
> you may ask; "because you are my friend".
