Lmao we got an oxygen guy in my gym too.The first time I saw him running the track I didn't know what to think!!!
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Gym idiots...
- Thread starter Majere1313
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Here is a story from the other day.
I was setting up to do a heavy squat then jump into my suit and knee wraps, got the kilo plates (fine china
) out and the Texas power bar. Can't find the 2.5 kilo collars. I say fuck it and warm up with normal clamps. These fuckin things keep sliding when I take my walk out, after 705 I told my spotters to go find the fuckin collars. Load my shit up with out them and then finally they return all laughing. I said "whats so funny?" My handler Brain says he found them on the MOTHER FUCKING SMITH MACHINE!!!!!
I was setting up to do a heavy squat then jump into my suit and knee wraps, got the kilo plates (fine china
) out and the Texas power bar. Can't find the 2.5 kilo collars. I say fuck it and warm up with normal clamps. These fuckin things keep sliding when I take my walk out, after 705 I told my spotters to go find the fuckin collars. Load my shit up with out them and then finally they return all laughing. I said "whats so funny?" My handler Brain says he found them on the MOTHER FUCKING SMITH MACHINE!!!!!
frizzlefry
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Yea wtf? I thought they had allergies or were on chemo or something. Ridiculous looking shit lmao.
Phoe2006
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custom
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What if its a female spotter
Then you should try it at home, work or any other place you can think of lol
Lifefitness miltitary press machine.
Visualize ..
Woman 5 ft.. upside down, head on ass rest ,back on backrest, legs spread eagle to each wide hand grip doing leg presses.
I walked by buy no glimpse of a beaver. .. i thought sure thing..
Visualize ..
Woman 5 ft.. upside down, head on ass rest ,back on backrest, legs spread eagle to each wide hand grip doing leg presses.
I walked by buy no glimpse of a beaver. .. i thought sure thing..
Sully
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Saw another one yesterday while I was doing cardio.
Guy walks in wearing his huge Beats headphones connected to his brand new tablet. Gets on the treadmill next to me, sets his tablet on the center section of the treadmill and proceeds to go right into doing interval sprints. This guy looks like he's constantly about to trip over something when he just walks around, and it gets even worse when he runs. Arms and legs just randomly go in any direction.
During a sprint, his hand catches his headphone cord, yanks them off his head and sends his new tablet flying down onto the treadmill belt. He tries to jump to keep from stepping on his tablet, lands awkward on the belt and immediately falls down on the belt. Him, his tablet, and his Beats headphones get shot off the back of the treadmill and all land in a big pile in front of the hot chick on the elliptical behind us.
I couldn't help it, I died laughing. I still got off my treadmill to check on him, but I was blatant laughing at him the whole time. Just couldn't compose myself. That shit was too funny. Tore up his headphones and busted the screen on his new tablet, too. It took me almost 20 minutes to stop laughing so I could get back on my treadmill and finish.
Guy walks in wearing his huge Beats headphones connected to his brand new tablet. Gets on the treadmill next to me, sets his tablet on the center section of the treadmill and proceeds to go right into doing interval sprints. This guy looks like he's constantly about to trip over something when he just walks around, and it gets even worse when he runs. Arms and legs just randomly go in any direction.
During a sprint, his hand catches his headphone cord, yanks them off his head and sends his new tablet flying down onto the treadmill belt. He tries to jump to keep from stepping on his tablet, lands awkward on the belt and immediately falls down on the belt. Him, his tablet, and his Beats headphones get shot off the back of the treadmill and all land in a big pile in front of the hot chick on the elliptical behind us.
I couldn't help it, I died laughing. I still got off my treadmill to check on him, but I was blatant laughing at him the whole time. Just couldn't compose myself. That shit was too funny. Tore up his headphones and busted the screen on his new tablet, too. It took me almost 20 minutes to stop laughing so I could get back on my treadmill and finish.
srd1
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Thunder46
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:lightbulb: Almost saw a ground hog...:naughty1:
Woman mid 40s in free weight area on an olympic bench. On back .legs up and splayed open and hands grabbing ankles. I think she was insinuating shes stretched and ready to pump iron.
Serious. Gotta get pictures.
:love1: In fact ....best pic thats real gets a bag of viagra. 50ct 50mg.. contest time ends the end of june..:headbang:
Woman mid 40s in free weight area on an olympic bench. On back .legs up and splayed open and hands grabbing ankles. I think she was insinuating shes stretched and ready to pump iron.
Serious. Gotta get pictures.
:love1: In fact ....best pic thats real gets a bag of viagra. 50ct 50mg.. contest time ends the end of june..:headbang:
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:lightbulb: Contest starts today. Best true gym idiot picture by end of the month wins 50 viagra ..:lightbulb:
You haven't lived until you see someone doing shoulder presses on that machine. All you can do is laugh.