Rules For Dating My Daughter
-Get the 411 before you need the 911
1. Get a job.
2. Understand I don't like you.
3. I'm everywhere.
4. You hurt her, I hurt you.
5. Be home 30 minutes early.
6. Get a lawyer.
7. If you lie to me, I will find out.
8. She's my princess, not your conquest.
9. I don't...