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BigBob
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My neighbors,
the two cute young lesbians next door,
asked me what I would like for my birthday.
I was quite surprised, when they gave me a Timex!
It was very nice of them, but I'm pretty sure
that they misunderstood me, when I said:
"I wanna watch!!!"
the two cute young lesbians next door,
asked me what I would like for my birthday.
I was quite surprised, when they gave me a Timex!
It was very nice of them, but I'm pretty sure
that they misunderstood me, when I said:
"I wanna watch!!!"
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Stay out of the woods
BIG FOOT HAS A SISTER,
AND SHE IS LOOKING FOR YOU
I'M NOT AFRAID SHE'LL KILL ME...
...I'M AFRAID SHE'LL CAPTURE ME
dudcki27
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I set you up nice with the Timex and then BANG !!!I wonder if IB has spotted her or should i say IT !
LuKiFeR
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I wonder if IB has spotted her or should i say IT !
OH MY!!
i always wondered what a fat sloppy ugly beat chick looked like naked.
always wanted to see how the wet sox and top round roast looked like together.
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Why the hell would you ever wonder that
I think your brain might be malfunctioning due to no proviron for 3 months
d2r2ddd
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OMG I am crying from laughing so hard, who won by the way ?
The ab pose was really good :sSig_rofl:
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d2r2ddd
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LuKiFeR
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Moral Test
Be honest,
This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.
The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Only you will know the results, so remember that your answer needs to be honest.
THE SITUATION:
You are in Florida , Miami to be specific.
There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions.
You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster.
The situation is nearly hopeless.
You're trying to shoot career-making photos.
There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water.
Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.
THE TEST:
Suddenly you see a black man in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer.
Somehow the man looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is.
It's Barrack Obama!
At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever.
YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS:
You can save the life of Barrack Obama or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful socialist Muslim men hell bent on the destruction of America .
THE QUESTION:
Here's the question, and please give an honest answer.
"Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?"
Be honest,
This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.
The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Only you will know the results, so remember that your answer needs to be honest.
THE SITUATION:
You are in Florida , Miami to be specific.
There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions.
You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster.
The situation is nearly hopeless.
You're trying to shoot career-making photos.
There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water.
Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.
THE TEST:
Suddenly you see a black man in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer.
Somehow the man looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is.
It's Barrack Obama!
At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever.
YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS:
You can save the life of Barrack Obama or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful socialist Muslim men hell bent on the destruction of America .
THE QUESTION:
Here's the question, and please give an honest answer.
"Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?"
Jig
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Wife - "Where the hell have you been?
You said you'd be done with golf by noon!
" Husband - "I'm so sorry Honey...
but you probably don't want to hear the reason.
" Wife - "I want the truth, and I want it NOW !
" Husband - "Fine. We finished in under 4 hours, quick beer in the Clubhouse, I hopped in the car, and would have been here at 12 on the Button.
On the way home, I spotted a girl half our age struggling with a flat tire.
I changed it in a jiffy, and next she's offering me money.
Of course I refuse it then she tells me she was headed to the bar at the Sheraton - and begs me to stop so she can buy me a beer.
She's such a sweetie, I said yes. Before you know it - one beer turned to three or four, and I guess we were looking pretty good to each other. Then she tells me she has a room at the Sheraton less than 50 steps from our table.
She suggested we get some privacy while pulling me by the hand. Now I'm in her room....clothes are flying ...... the talking stopped....and we proceeded to have sex in every way imaginable. It must have gone on for hours, because before I know it the clock says 5:30. I jumped up, threw my clothes on, ran to the car, and here I am. There. You wanted the truth....you got it.
Wife - "Bullshit! You played 36 holes, didn't you!
You said you'd be done with golf by noon!
" Husband - "I'm so sorry Honey...
but you probably don't want to hear the reason.
" Wife - "I want the truth, and I want it NOW !
" Husband - "Fine. We finished in under 4 hours, quick beer in the Clubhouse, I hopped in the car, and would have been here at 12 on the Button.
On the way home, I spotted a girl half our age struggling with a flat tire.
I changed it in a jiffy, and next she's offering me money.
Of course I refuse it then she tells me she was headed to the bar at the Sheraton - and begs me to stop so she can buy me a beer.
She's such a sweetie, I said yes. Before you know it - one beer turned to three or four, and I guess we were looking pretty good to each other. Then she tells me she has a room at the Sheraton less than 50 steps from our table.
She suggested we get some privacy while pulling me by the hand. Now I'm in her room....clothes are flying ...... the talking stopped....and we proceeded to have sex in every way imaginable. It must have gone on for hours, because before I know it the clock says 5:30. I jumped up, threw my clothes on, ran to the car, and here I am. There. You wanted the truth....you got it.
Wife - "Bullshit! You played 36 holes, didn't you!
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Dedicated to all of the Grandpa’s…
There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time -- pancakes, ice cream, candy-- just him and his granddaughter. One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not get out of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be very disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast.
When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked. "No, PaPa, it was really boring. We didn't see a single asshole, queer, piece of shit, horse's ass, socialist left wing Obama lover, blind bastard, dipshit, or Muslim camel humping son of a bitch anywhere we went!" We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw. It wasn't any fun at all.
There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time -- pancakes, ice cream, candy-- just him and his granddaughter. One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not get out of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be very disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast.
When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked. "No, PaPa, it was really boring. We didn't see a single asshole, queer, piece of shit, horse's ass, socialist left wing Obama lover, blind bastard, dipshit, or Muslim camel humping son of a bitch anywhere we went!" We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw. It wasn't any fun at all.