I prefer egg mcmuffins if I were to treat myself (it's been awhile). I would probably put at least 2, maybe 3 down the hatch. They are tasty!!!! (salivating) But for now I am treating myself to 5 raw eggs every morn. Nutritious substance is the best cure for hunger, no matter how it tastes, as long as you don't puke.
As far as the Burger King Gut Brick, I think I will have to pass. That thing would ruin my whole day. I am sure I would be farting so bad I couldn't work at my desk.
I farted so bad last night, even I had to leave the room. I almost puked. My wife threw her shoe at me and yelled. I bet it was those nasty frozen salmon fillets I ate for lunch. They tasted like shit and smelled like someone shit out a skunk. My wife slept in the other room because it lingered forever.
Sorry for the fart story. Couldn't help it. I hope no ladies are on today!!!
