Well guys this is 1 reason why you shouldn't drink...Sat. was my wedding party and had 40 or so guests...I tapped a keg of Sam Adam's Summer Ale at 11:00 in the morning..Yes I started at 11:02...Well my neighbors dog keeps coming over and shitting on my front lawn and never,ever picks it up..Well I got ripped and the little fucking dog comes over and shits in the same spot for a couple of months....Well like a drunk that I am I went over to the neighbors front lawn dropped my draws and squirted 1 of the nastiest shits I think I ever took..Wiped my ass with a couple of napkins and went back to drinking.....Now my wife comes in last nite with her panties in a wad because the neighbor told her that they watched me and couldn't believe what I did..Now I have a sense of humor but these people obviously don't...
What do you think guys?...Funny or un called for?
What do you think guys?...Funny or un called for?