I got a question

[ORACLE]

late bloomer....i made a habit of it when i was 8 or 9

lol....never too young to make it a habit

 

[thunderterd]

45 seconds???? is that something to even be proud of?!?!

It is when you're sitting at the computer in the family room with a pregnant woman and 3 children sleeping in the next rooms.

I can last long enough when needed.

I think.

 

[wolfyEVH]

It is when you're sitting at the computer in the family room with a pregnant woman and 3 children sleeping in the next rooms.

I can last long enough when needed.

I think.

and in runs a child and jumps on your lap as soon as you blow it........god i'm awful

 

[ORACLE]

It is when you're sitting at the computer in the family room with a pregnant woman and 3 children sleeping in the next rooms.

I can last long enough when needed.

I think.

45 seconds is some serious whacking...does that include wipeing down?

 

[wolfyEVH]

45 seconds is some serious whacking...does that include wipeing down?

whats more scary is that he actually timed himself......

 

[ORACLE]

whats more scary is that he actually timed himself......

lol.....he only needs a clock with a second hand

 

[thunderterd]

45 seconds is some serious whacking...does that include wipeing down?

No. A minute for that and then a couple minutes getting rid of the catchers mit.

 

[ORACLE]

No. A minute for that and then a couple minutes getting rid of the catchers mit.

Your an accomplished pro

 

[thunderterd]

and in runs a child and jumps on your lap as soon as you blow it........god i'm awful

no fucking comment :asshole:

 

[wolfyEVH]

No. A minute for that and then a couple minutes getting rid of the catchers mit.

i prefer a first baseman's glove

 

[ORACLE]

Oven Mitt...

 

[wolfyEVH]

Oven Mitt...

the hamburger helper guy

 

[thunderterd]

Your an accomplished pro

I've said it before and i'll say it again...I have no shame.

What if this is a serious problem with my nut?

What if I can't wack it no more.

I'm 27. My wife has constantly been pregnant for the last 6 years.

Wacking off gets me through life.

 

[wolfyEVH]

I've said it before and i'll say it again...I have no shame.

What if this is a serious problem with my nut?

What if I can't wack it no more.

I'm 27. My wife has constantly been pregnant for the last 6 years.

Wacking off gets me through life.

tell her to start sucking it more

 

[thunderterd]

tell her to start sucking it more

She does, but she just has no sex drive after about the third month. When she's not, it's a normal thing.

 

[ORACLE]

i'm sure it will be ok....you never know it could just be swollen from all the whacking off you do