My nuts shrank!!!!

[Elvia1023]

Congratulations for your small balls

 

[humpthebobcat]

you see...I work with a large number of smoking hot nurses and other healthcare professional ladies who happen to see peoples junk on a daily basis and often have to size the member for correct foley catheter...so I feel like my balls are compared to evey other pair of balls they see...and would know something is up if they were atrophied away lol...hcg for me!

 

[Jim550]

Some funny shit!

 

[chrisr116]

I thought this was funny, so I let my wife read it. Later yesterday, we were driving in the car when out of the blue, she cut loose with nut related questions. How often do they get in the way? Does it hurt when you sit on them, etc?

 

[djpase]

lmfao, so true for real bro

 

[NattyAsGraham]

Chris; sorry to say bro but the wife has been thinking about Lils big balls for 24 hours

 

[diced1]

And I couldn't be HAPPIER!

I never realized how much my nuts were in the way. I haven't sat on them in months, I don't have to rearrange them in public all the time, they don't accidentally get smashed when I'm crushing the g/f's vag in a weird position, my g/f can finally fit both of them in her mouth at the same time and they don 't get twisted up when I'm sleeping anymore.

Thinking back on all the trouble they gave me, I came to the conclusion that my balls were more trouble than they were worth. They only ever got in the way and caused me pain. Don't miss them at all. No HCG for me either, I'm glad they're gone and I don't ever want those damn things back again!

Small ball bros, sound off!

Classic! !!

 

[GOTGrowth]

Pick up some HCG. 200-500iu's a week. That will fix you right up!

 

[J4CKT]

LOL'd HARD! Thanks haha

Awesome post!

 

[Sully]

I thought it might be time to bump this, since I’m back on the train and they’re shrinking again. So much better not having them in the way all the time.

 

[Concreteguy]

Just read through this. What a riot!!!!!!! Your comment about senses of humor is spot on. NEVER would have seen you posting this. No way, no how.

 

[Viking]

I have the opposite problem! I want them bigger. Years of aas and they are pathetic

 

[squatster]

I think I have like those retractable ones.
Great for battle
What are they for any ways

 

[ProFIT]

What are they for any ways

Hittng my girl in the face

 

[SURGE]

and i couldn't be happier!

I never realized how much my nuts were in the way. I haven't sat on them in months, i don't have to rearrange them in public all the time, they don't accidentally get smashed when i'm crushing the g/f's vag in a weird position, my g/f can finally fit both of them in her mouth at the same time and they don 't get twisted up when i'm sleeping anymore.

Thinking back on all the trouble they gave me, i came to the conclusion that my balls were more trouble than they were worth. They only ever got in the way and caused me pain. Don't miss them at all. No hcg for me either, i'm glad they're gone and i don't ever want those damn things back again!

Small ball bros, sound off!

lmao!