- Dec 3, 2012
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So, I've been dieting and leaning up slowly for a while now. Making progress, but as always it's just taking longer than I wish it did.
Anyways, this morning I get out of the shower and, as we all do, I look in the mirror and did a little flexing to check my progress and see where I'm at. And as I look myself up and down I pause when I see a line running across my mid-section and think to myself "WTF is that? Is that an abdominal muscle?"
At this point I didn't know what to do. Even at my leanest after Basic Training I didn't have abs. And I'm not even close to as lean as I was then. Then I realize I'm so excited about seeing an ab muscle that I've got a chubby going. This is one of the best mornings of my life!
So to get a better look at it I step closer to the mirror and flex again. But, it's not there this time. WTF? Where did my ab go? Turns out it was just bad lighting casting a shadow on my stomach giving me the illusion of having an ab muscle. You knew it was too good to be true, fatty.
Anyways, this morning I get out of the shower and, as we all do, I look in the mirror and did a little flexing to check my progress and see where I'm at. And as I look myself up and down I pause when I see a line running across my mid-section and think to myself "WTF is that? Is that an abdominal muscle?"
At this point I didn't know what to do. Even at my leanest after Basic Training I didn't have abs. And I'm not even close to as lean as I was then. Then I realize I'm so excited about seeing an ab muscle that I've got a chubby going. This is one of the best mornings of my life!
So to get a better look at it I step closer to the mirror and flex again. But, it's not there this time. WTF? Where did my ab go? Turns out it was just bad lighting casting a shadow on my stomach giving me the illusion of having an ab muscle. You knew it was too good to be true, fatty.