Ironfist nailed it. He must have those threads on 'speed dial'!
OP, read, read, read some more. Stuff's in abundance out there to familiarize yourself with common terms used, types of drugs (they fall into main classes of a few general types) and sample cycles. Use the knowledge out there and try to 'see' patterns in how drugs behave, quick acting/slow acting, etc.
If you could post more information about yourself like training years, etc., we can try to help.
I hope the guys here understand that they too were 'n00bs' at a certain point and remember that everyone is at a different point in their journey with anything they pursue... bodybuilding, philosophy, parenting, finance, anything.
Show some patience because you'll need someone to extend that courtesy to you guys someday - maybe sooner than you think.
G.