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Letter from the Tazmanian Devil
Hello all! Yes I know, It is about time! Well lets just say that I needed to take a break. A lot of things have happened to me personally which has taken alot of my time. As you may have seen, I have "popped" back up from time to time to answer my email and to address some issues on the Underground. So whats been happening? Where have I been? Well lets see....
No, I didnt die, get busted, or plain flat out quit my role as a guru, friend and bodybuilding. I'm still dedicated to the Underground, its members and to my training. The break that I took was sort of a forced one. I lost my job where I had access to the internet on an everyday basis. I had a falling out with my newly appointed boss. He wanted an ass-kissing "Yes" man. And I just didn't fit the bill. I was waking up everyday hating life because I had to go to my job. So, during a big meeting, I told my boss exactly how I felt about his management skills after he told me that his requests come second to my customers! A lot of other people felt the same as I do, but allowed me to convey their feelings. I had endured this little prick for 4 months, and I had just had it with him. So a couple of days after the meeting, he handed me my pink slip which read that I had 2 weeks to finish my job. Yeehaa!!!! So now, I'm happier. My family is happier. But, I'm without full access to the net. So it looks like I will have to finally get off my ass and hook up my home PC to the net. So, I will be back full time soon. Be patient.
In my trade, Im a computer LAN/WAN Engineer. I have been in the computer business even before the first IBM PC was hitting the shelves. (Im showing my age!) Part of the reason why I like the business is that I am paid to come up with solutions to make a company work better, grow, and become richer. Thus, I like to see people succeed. So you get the idea of why I do what I do for the Underground and it's great members. I love to hear the praise, the gratitude from the members when they email me to tell me that a source that I recommended came through for them after they have been ripped off a couple of times. Or someone writes me to tell me that a certain exercise I told them to do, is helping them get stronger or gain more inches on their biceps, or a woman who had a baby 6 months ago, is in better shape then she was before she was pregnant. It is a free "high" for me. The feeling of being appreciated or needed is universal in the human race, so I really indulge in it. This is why I do this newsletter, find reliable, honest sources. I don't do it for money, nor will I ever.
So this letter is to you, reader. To thank you. Thanks for accepting me and trusting in me. I will do my best to never let you down. I will keep up the hard work of keeping the sources honest, to give you the latest and greatest up-to-date information on the happening of our beloved sport. Thank you to the people that have been keeping tabs on the Underground. We are getting noticed by some celebrities. They visit the Underground frequently and was drawn to it because of our "no foolishness" attitude. I have received compliments from our "compitition" due to the popularity of our site. I'm back, thanks for the break. It made my family very happy.
So here is the next edition. Please enjoy and as usual, your feedback is welcome.
Tazzy
NOTICE: No liability is assumed by Underground Supplements or the authors for any information contained herein. This text does not contain medical advise. Specific medical advise shoud be obtained from a licensed health practitioner. Neither Underground Supplements nor the authors advocate, promote or encourage the use of anabolic steroids or other illegal drugs. The information contained in this publication is not intended to induce or persuade anyone to use or possess anabolic steroids or any other illegal drugs Any references made directly about the effects of anabolic steroids, about obtaining anabolic steroids are for information purposes only and are expressions of the authors opinions. This publication is an attempt for a practical source of information, rather than scientific.
Section I --Tricks, Tips for getting the "gear" thru the U.S. Customs.
Note: remember when reading this.. it was originally written about 13 years ago.. maybe longer ~basskiller
Part 1
"Uno" Anyone?
This idea came from a member of the Underground. I cannot remember who exactly told me this idea, but I thought it was ingenious and the member says he used this trick countless times and it has always worked.
This trick requires you to stop at three locations. Your ATM for your money, a department store or drug store, and your Post Office. I will assume that most of you have heard of the card game "Uno". If not, then you need to hang it up and go to a domestic source. Im sorry! First stop, the department store or drug store. You need to pick up the UNO card game, and a decorative gift bag that would be for a 8-12 year old birthday gift. A birthday card and envelope, will help you sell the whole idea to the nosy customs agent if he/she decides to inspect your package.
As you know, the UNO deck comes in a package which houses two stacks of cards, side by side. The box is red and black. Also, the size of the cards are a little bigger then your normal deck of cards. Now the UNO deck can be bought in different ways. The box can be shrink wrapped with cellophane, or they can be housed in a cardboard blister that is suitable for hanging on the store pegs. Either way, remove the cellophane, or the cardboard blister. But keep the box intact!
Begin by removing one stack of cards from the UNO box. From the stack of cards, remove 2-6 cards from the deck and set aside. Looking at the UNO cards, keep them face down. The UNO cards will be black with a white border. Inside the black, the word UNO will be printed. Take a very sharp pen knife or razor knife and cut out the black part of the card leaving just the white border. Do this to all the cards in the deck minus the 2-6 cards you have set aside. Basically you are making a secret compartment. Once you are done, take the cut cards and stack them up. Taking the un-cut cards, put them on the top and the bottom of the deck. Wala-you have a normal looking stack of cards! This secret compartment can house four to six amps of your favorite juice! I recommend pulling out 6 cards and putting 3 on top and 3 on the bottom. It makes for better padding and handling. Do the same with the other deck of cards. With both compartments, you can get up to 12 amps hidden safely with padding included (a little cotton).
Once you are done, put the stack of cards back in the UNO game box, put the UNO game in the decorative "birthday" bag, but do not seal the bag. Take the birthday card, put your money in it, and pertinent information, instructions to put the amps in the secret compartment, your address, etc. Put the card in the envelope, again do not seal it, and write on the envelope, "Happy Birthday Little Tommy or Becky!" Whatever you would like, again, try to sell this to the customs agent. Put the card in the birthday gift bag with the UNO deck and put the whole thing in a box, or padded shipping bag and send it off to your overseas source. Once your source is ready to send your gear, have him stack the amps in the secret compartment and put the un-cut cover cards in place. Scotch tape will help him keep the stack intact when trying to put everything together. Once he/she has the amps packed, and put in the UNO box. Use some saran wrap and wrap the UNO box up. Not tightly, just to look like your trying to protect it. Allow the the UNO game to be recognized. Put the UNO box in the birthday bag, with some decorative tissue for the added "special" touch. Seal the bag with scotch tape. Have him take the card and seal that too. But don't put it in the birthday bag. Put everything in a padded shipping bag or box and put your correct address down. When your source puts your address down, make sure he puts the addressee name that matches the name on the card that you chose! Also, make sure he puts down a return address (bogus or not) but make him/her use the name of Uncle or Aunt. Trust me, it is a better sell to the Customs agent.
Good luck!
Idea provided by Tex Rattlesnake
Part 2
Hints for Recieving the Package
I put this section back in this issue, due to the fact that we have a lot more members who are new to the game of "mail order gear" on the Underground. This may be redundant to most of you, but this is for the newest members that need to have this knowledge.
If you are new to the game of obtaining gear through the mail, please pay very close attention to this section. This knowledge will keep you from getting in unneeded trouble. If you ever have any questions, remember, the dumbest questions pertaining to this subject are the UNASKED ones!
NEVER sign for or acknowledge ordering a package. (example), If a postman will not deliver without a receiving signature, write it off as a loss and change your source. This is the most important rule! If the "postman" tries to give you a package and have you sign for it, tell him/her that you were'nt expecting anything from (wherever/whomever) and the name on the package doesn't even live here. If they persist, you can bet your ass something is up! Tell them to go away and close the door on them. Do not buy into any story that they serve you. Even if your Postman is familiar, do not trust them.
This should go without stating, if you are being followed to your P.O Box (by someone you suspect as law enforcement) abort the pickup. If you've picked up the package already and notice that you are being tailed, go to the nearest mailbox and dump the package. When picking up the package, keep an eye out. Don't be too paranoid. But, if something doesnt seem right to you, don't pick up the package.
When you know that the package has been delivered to your mailbox of your home, take it inside, and have a magic marker handy. As soon as the package is in your home, IMMEDIATELY write across the face of the package in clear legible script:
RETURN - NOT AT THIS ADDRESS or RETURN TO SENDER. Leave it in an area that is close to the front door to make it look like you were going to drop it back in the mailbox as a rejected item on your very next trip outside. If you are being watched, and they approach you, they have nothing on you as you were just about to toss it back in the mailbox as a rejected item. If no one approaches you, you should be O.K. But, just to make sure, don't open the package for a day or two, if the law is staking you out, they will make their move within 24 hours. You can be sure that they won't wait more than a few days after you receive the package to try and bust you. After a two to three days, you should be cool.
Author's note: The above hint is based on the EliteFitness "Secrets of Mail Order Steroid Success". I want to make sure I give credit where credit is due. The above is free advise. You don't have to listen to it. You may not agree with it. But the ideas and thoughts come from customers that have been using these methods without failure for years.
Hello all! Yes I know, It is about time! Well lets just say that I needed to take a break. A lot of things have happened to me personally which has taken alot of my time. As you may have seen, I have "popped" back up from time to time to answer my email and to address some issues on the Underground. So whats been happening? Where have I been? Well lets see....
No, I didnt die, get busted, or plain flat out quit my role as a guru, friend and bodybuilding. I'm still dedicated to the Underground, its members and to my training. The break that I took was sort of a forced one. I lost my job where I had access to the internet on an everyday basis. I had a falling out with my newly appointed boss. He wanted an ass-kissing "Yes" man. And I just didn't fit the bill. I was waking up everyday hating life because I had to go to my job. So, during a big meeting, I told my boss exactly how I felt about his management skills after he told me that his requests come second to my customers! A lot of other people felt the same as I do, but allowed me to convey their feelings. I had endured this little prick for 4 months, and I had just had it with him. So a couple of days after the meeting, he handed me my pink slip which read that I had 2 weeks to finish my job. Yeehaa!!!! So now, I'm happier. My family is happier. But, I'm without full access to the net. So it looks like I will have to finally get off my ass and hook up my home PC to the net. So, I will be back full time soon. Be patient.
In my trade, Im a computer LAN/WAN Engineer. I have been in the computer business even before the first IBM PC was hitting the shelves. (Im showing my age!) Part of the reason why I like the business is that I am paid to come up with solutions to make a company work better, grow, and become richer. Thus, I like to see people succeed. So you get the idea of why I do what I do for the Underground and it's great members. I love to hear the praise, the gratitude from the members when they email me to tell me that a source that I recommended came through for them after they have been ripped off a couple of times. Or someone writes me to tell me that a certain exercise I told them to do, is helping them get stronger or gain more inches on their biceps, or a woman who had a baby 6 months ago, is in better shape then she was before she was pregnant. It is a free "high" for me. The feeling of being appreciated or needed is universal in the human race, so I really indulge in it. This is why I do this newsletter, find reliable, honest sources. I don't do it for money, nor will I ever.
So this letter is to you, reader. To thank you. Thanks for accepting me and trusting in me. I will do my best to never let you down. I will keep up the hard work of keeping the sources honest, to give you the latest and greatest up-to-date information on the happening of our beloved sport. Thank you to the people that have been keeping tabs on the Underground. We are getting noticed by some celebrities. They visit the Underground frequently and was drawn to it because of our "no foolishness" attitude. I have received compliments from our "compitition" due to the popularity of our site. I'm back, thanks for the break. It made my family very happy.
So here is the next edition. Please enjoy and as usual, your feedback is welcome.
Tazzy
NOTICE: No liability is assumed by Underground Supplements or the authors for any information contained herein. This text does not contain medical advise. Specific medical advise shoud be obtained from a licensed health practitioner. Neither Underground Supplements nor the authors advocate, promote or encourage the use of anabolic steroids or other illegal drugs. The information contained in this publication is not intended to induce or persuade anyone to use or possess anabolic steroids or any other illegal drugs Any references made directly about the effects of anabolic steroids, about obtaining anabolic steroids are for information purposes only and are expressions of the authors opinions. This publication is an attempt for a practical source of information, rather than scientific.
Section I --Tricks, Tips for getting the "gear" thru the U.S. Customs.
Note: remember when reading this.. it was originally written about 13 years ago.. maybe longer ~basskiller
Part 1
"Uno" Anyone?
This idea came from a member of the Underground. I cannot remember who exactly told me this idea, but I thought it was ingenious and the member says he used this trick countless times and it has always worked.
This trick requires you to stop at three locations. Your ATM for your money, a department store or drug store, and your Post Office. I will assume that most of you have heard of the card game "Uno". If not, then you need to hang it up and go to a domestic source. Im sorry! First stop, the department store or drug store. You need to pick up the UNO card game, and a decorative gift bag that would be for a 8-12 year old birthday gift. A birthday card and envelope, will help you sell the whole idea to the nosy customs agent if he/she decides to inspect your package.
As you know, the UNO deck comes in a package which houses two stacks of cards, side by side. The box is red and black. Also, the size of the cards are a little bigger then your normal deck of cards. Now the UNO deck can be bought in different ways. The box can be shrink wrapped with cellophane, or they can be housed in a cardboard blister that is suitable for hanging on the store pegs. Either way, remove the cellophane, or the cardboard blister. But keep the box intact!
Begin by removing one stack of cards from the UNO box. From the stack of cards, remove 2-6 cards from the deck and set aside. Looking at the UNO cards, keep them face down. The UNO cards will be black with a white border. Inside the black, the word UNO will be printed. Take a very sharp pen knife or razor knife and cut out the black part of the card leaving just the white border. Do this to all the cards in the deck minus the 2-6 cards you have set aside. Basically you are making a secret compartment. Once you are done, take the cut cards and stack them up. Taking the un-cut cards, put them on the top and the bottom of the deck. Wala-you have a normal looking stack of cards! This secret compartment can house four to six amps of your favorite juice! I recommend pulling out 6 cards and putting 3 on top and 3 on the bottom. It makes for better padding and handling. Do the same with the other deck of cards. With both compartments, you can get up to 12 amps hidden safely with padding included (a little cotton).
Once you are done, put the stack of cards back in the UNO game box, put the UNO game in the decorative "birthday" bag, but do not seal the bag. Take the birthday card, put your money in it, and pertinent information, instructions to put the amps in the secret compartment, your address, etc. Put the card in the envelope, again do not seal it, and write on the envelope, "Happy Birthday Little Tommy or Becky!" Whatever you would like, again, try to sell this to the customs agent. Put the card in the birthday gift bag with the UNO deck and put the whole thing in a box, or padded shipping bag and send it off to your overseas source. Once your source is ready to send your gear, have him stack the amps in the secret compartment and put the un-cut cover cards in place. Scotch tape will help him keep the stack intact when trying to put everything together. Once he/she has the amps packed, and put in the UNO box. Use some saran wrap and wrap the UNO box up. Not tightly, just to look like your trying to protect it. Allow the the UNO game to be recognized. Put the UNO box in the birthday bag, with some decorative tissue for the added "special" touch. Seal the bag with scotch tape. Have him take the card and seal that too. But don't put it in the birthday bag. Put everything in a padded shipping bag or box and put your correct address down. When your source puts your address down, make sure he puts the addressee name that matches the name on the card that you chose! Also, make sure he puts down a return address (bogus or not) but make him/her use the name of Uncle or Aunt. Trust me, it is a better sell to the Customs agent.
Good luck!
Idea provided by Tex Rattlesnake
Part 2
Hints for Recieving the Package
I put this section back in this issue, due to the fact that we have a lot more members who are new to the game of "mail order gear" on the Underground. This may be redundant to most of you, but this is for the newest members that need to have this knowledge.
If you are new to the game of obtaining gear through the mail, please pay very close attention to this section. This knowledge will keep you from getting in unneeded trouble. If you ever have any questions, remember, the dumbest questions pertaining to this subject are the UNASKED ones!
NEVER sign for or acknowledge ordering a package. (example), If a postman will not deliver without a receiving signature, write it off as a loss and change your source. This is the most important rule! If the "postman" tries to give you a package and have you sign for it, tell him/her that you were'nt expecting anything from (wherever/whomever) and the name on the package doesn't even live here. If they persist, you can bet your ass something is up! Tell them to go away and close the door on them. Do not buy into any story that they serve you. Even if your Postman is familiar, do not trust them.
This should go without stating, if you are being followed to your P.O Box (by someone you suspect as law enforcement) abort the pickup. If you've picked up the package already and notice that you are being tailed, go to the nearest mailbox and dump the package. When picking up the package, keep an eye out. Don't be too paranoid. But, if something doesnt seem right to you, don't pick up the package.
When you know that the package has been delivered to your mailbox of your home, take it inside, and have a magic marker handy. As soon as the package is in your home, IMMEDIATELY write across the face of the package in clear legible script:
RETURN - NOT AT THIS ADDRESS or RETURN TO SENDER. Leave it in an area that is close to the front door to make it look like you were going to drop it back in the mailbox as a rejected item on your very next trip outside. If you are being watched, and they approach you, they have nothing on you as you were just about to toss it back in the mailbox as a rejected item. If no one approaches you, you should be O.K. But, just to make sure, don't open the package for a day or two, if the law is staking you out, they will make their move within 24 hours. You can be sure that they won't wait more than a few days after you receive the package to try and bust you. After a two to three days, you should be cool.
Author's note: The above hint is based on the EliteFitness "Secrets of Mail Order Steroid Success". I want to make sure I give credit where credit is due. The above is free advise. You don't have to listen to it. You may not agree with it. But the ideas and thoughts come from customers that have been using these methods without failure for years.