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[kell11]

NOT COOL- atomic methane!!

speaking of roids, ive been eating a lot of cottage cheese lately and its tearing the ass out of me. ive been making the guys at work sick, my farts smell like roadkill.

You sure its the cottage cheese?
nitro,Too funny. (& not) that can be a problem,man.
My 1st cycle five years ago. I farted Like a damn mule,smelled like a ded one...man this was no natural gas, I mean not of this universe unnatural.It could've easily been bottled and used as a bioweapon...Embarrassing in public to let fly one a those and try and run,bringing a vapor trail wherever you mange to get.farts so funkydense the shit cling to you for a while.
...30 seconds long!! (stink up half the damn house) was phenominal enough. but even a tiny popcorn blast had such a dense molecular structure.
That you HAD to get away from yourself...
whatever that was.It never came back,Thank God. I was about to calla dr. say here smell this. but i just couldnt do that to someone.LOL

 

[kell11]

Can't understand Kell huh? Well I'd wager it's from taking all those notes at Warp Factor 9 in med school!! LOL! Med students tend to write how they have to think!

Oh boloney. Freejay!

Med stoods r stoodges.well,..Im not-except on here.This is where I act out my stooginality.my time here will payoff later...When Im legal.

 

[ORACLE]

You sure its the cottage cheese?
nitro,Too funny. (& not) that can be a problem,man.
My 1st cycle five years ago. I farted Like a damn mule,smelled like a ded one...man this was no natural gas, I mean not of this universe unnatural.It could've easily been bottled and used as a bioweapon...Embarrassing in public to let fly one a those and try and run,bringing a vapor trail wherever you mange to get.farts so funkydense the shit cling to you for a while.
...30 seconds long!! (stink up half the damn house) was phenominal enough. but even a tiny popcorn blast had such a dense atomic structure.
That you HAD to get away from yourself...
whatever that was.It never came back,Thank God. I was about to calla dr. say here smell this. but i just couldnt do that to someone.LOL

Kells posts make for some interesting reading....i like the boomhaur one

 

[Freejay]

Oh boloney. Freejay!

Med stoods r stoodges.well,..Im not-except on here.This is where I act out my stooginality.my time here will payoff later...When Im legal.

U know I was j/k bro! Also, I'm LMAO over the farts!!!!!

 

[steve0085]

You sure its the cottage cheese?
nitro,Too funny. (& not) that can be a problem,man.
My 1st cycle five years ago. I farted Like a damn mule,smelled like a ded one...man this was no natural gas, I mean not of this universe unnatural.It could've easily been bottled and used as a bioweapon...Embarrassing in public to let fly one a those and try and run,bringing a vapor trail wherever you mange to get.farts so funkydense the shit cling to you for a while.
...30 seconds long!! (stink up half the damn house) was phenominal enough. but even a tiny popcorn blast had such a dense atomic structure.
That you HAD to get away from yourself...
whatever that was.It never came back,Thank God. I was about to calla dr. say here smell this. but i just couldnt do that to someone.LOL

I feel your pain Kell and Nitro. Lately with all i've been eating, my farts are about the worst smelling thing ever. What's worse, they last forever like kell said. I had one last night that i had to clear out the room and 20 minutes later it was still funkified, like one of those everlasting gobstoppers. I think it's all the extra meat and eggs, high sulfur foods that make the stench so unbearable. My advice, leave the room to let one go and air out yo pants so it doesn't follow you.

 

[kell11]

hey,O... man I tellyoo what...

Kells posts make for some interesting reading....i like the boomhaur one

shoot man, dont even start dangoh..start messin' with me today man, I tell yoo what.
yeah, I be all dango... heeey wass goin on? but then some ol body jus try n dis the Boom and I be like...UNLEASH!!!Boom!Boom! youll sleep for dango days man,I tell yoo what.Yull be like DanGO! wha happen?shoooot...man i tell yoo wut...Boom happenend,baby.

 

[mohawkman]

if you will mail me 500 cash i will be more than happy to hook up you and your friends

 

[kell11]

if you will mail me 500 cash i will be more than happy to hook up you and your friends

I think that ineedjuice changed his mind.I dont think he has accumulated that much milk money anyway.

 

[kell11]

ImDaMan? HERES The Post YOU Started!(OR NOT,DAMMIT)

Is this what you were referring to?
You Dawg.

 

[kell11]

Imdaman1,heres the post YOU started.

Is this what you were referring to?
You Dawg.

bump.

 

[kell11]

Nevermind

bump.

 

[pincrusher]

hey kell, i just let one of those stinky farts go, if you stick your nose up[ against your computer screen you will smell it LOL
i know the cat ran away after i let it go LMFAO

 

[mr.nitrofish]

just remember with farts, don't push to hard or you may need an underware change.

I gambled and lost

 

[Freejay]

just remember with farts, don't push to hard or you may need an underware change.

I gambled and lost

Yep....The dredded SHART!

 

[kell11]

hey kell, i just let one of those stinky farts go, if you stick your nose up[ against your computer screen you will smell it LOL
i know the cat ran away after i let it go LMFAO

Stop farting in my direction,pin
no matter how bad them sumbitches smell.
The methane,megafart blast is always a hilarious symphony to the male ear.
No matter how mature we may think we are.
"every man loves to smell his own gas"
----Plato or Socrates...I cant remember.